Mihail Konovalchuk

"V poselke, gde zhivut russkij, nemets, tatarin, tsygan i evrej, odnazhdy poyavlyaetsya neizvestnyj, nazyvayuschij sebya Zemlemerom. Posle ego poyavleniya s geroyami nachinayut proishodit neveroyatnye veschi... Puti geroev rashodyatsya, no spustya ..."

"This is Navy tall tales, a story about a civilian navigator arriving at a naval base with a monkey on his shoulder. The very first night he beat his commander ..."