Sam sebe rezhisser. Perlyshki

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"Odnako, olenya v tundra zamerz, teper tolko odna svitel ostalsya! Shaman mozhet i ne raspisat"
"Po vode idi, fraer, a to sobaki sled uchuyut!"
"Vo! Liternyy poshel! Schas posudu sdadut, leter kupyat, a na obratnom puti pollitera vypyut!"
"Gastrit u menya, ne videsh - kefir pyu!"
"Dzhast moment, barin, schas sdelaet!"
"Ya chego-to ne ponyal, kto kogo grabit?!"
"Esli by na tamozhne ne vypendrivalsya, davno by uzhe hodil v yubke v kolledzh!"
"Petruha, ty ne videl, gde moya pravaya portyanka?"
"Spokoystvie, tolko spokoystvie - eto pantalony staroy domouchitelnitsy freke bok!"