Nechayannaya radost

V kommunalnoy kvartire v tsentre Moskvy zhivut starushki-pensionerki, chelnochnitsa Zinka i shchenok po imeni Epifaniy. Zhelaya izbavitsya ot psa, otselit sosedok i stat polnovlastnoy vladelitsey kvartiry, Zinka sdaet svoyu komnatu vsyacheskim prohodimtsam: to azerbaydzhantsu, to vetnamtsu, to svoemu kavaleru - dalnoboyshchiku Sashke. Kogda odnazhdy togo pokusala storozhevaya sobaka, Zinka podala v sud na sosedok, obviniv ih v tom, chto ih pes Epifaniy yakoby nabrosilsya na ee lyubimogo zhiltsa. Sud vynosit reshenie o vyselenii sobaki iz kommunalki. No sovest muchaet Sashku, on priznaetsya v obmane i, brosiv Zinku, s kotoroy u nego uzhe zavyazalsya burnyy roman, uezzhaet. Raskayavshayasya Zinka prosit u vseh proshcheniya i gorko plachet, utknuvshis v myagkuyu sobachyu sherst. Vdrug Epifaniy sryvaetsya i bezhit s laem na zvonok. Sashka vernulsya!