The Untouchable Professor (Professor v zakone)

Professor filologii Nikolay Sergeevich zhivet tikhoy, nichem ne primechatelnoy zhiznyu. Bezotvetnyy, slabokharakternyy stareyushchiy muzhchina ne mozhet ni dat otpor sosedu-khamu, pretenduyushchemu na ego zhilploshchad, ni otkryt svoi chuvstva zhenshchine, kotoraya emu davno nravitsya. Odnazhdy, kogda Nikolay Sergeevich smiryaetsya s myslyu, chto v ego nikchemnom sushchestvovanii uzhe nichego ne izmenitsya i on umret v odinochestve, v ego zhizni poyavlyaetsya molodaya zhenshchina po imeni Katya. Professor privozit domoy sluchaynuyu znakomuyu, i v protsesse obshcheniya vyyasnyaetsya, chto Katya - prostitutka so stazhem. Prakticheski srazu zhe posle etogo "otkrytiya" v dom k filologu zayavlyaetsya sutener Polo. Nachinaetsya skandal, kotoryy, vozmozhno, konchilsya by dlya professora ochen plokho, no nezvanyy gost neozhidanno pogibaet. I togda u Kati i Nikolaya Sergeevicha voznikaet drugaya problema: kuda det telo i kak obyasnit naparniku Polo - banditu po klichke Dede - smert druga?